README.md
An MCP server for ordering Chipotle. Guac-as-a-Service for AI agents.
mcp-otle 🌯
An MCP server for ordering Chipotle. Guac-as-a-Service for AI agents.
"Guac is extra. So is sentience."
What is this?
This is a Model Context Protocol server that lets your AI assistant order Chipotle. It doesn't actually order Chipotle (yet), but it does simulate the full experience including menu browsing, order building, fake nutrition facts, and existential quips about burritos.
Tools
Ordering
| Tool | Description |
|---|---|
view_menu |
View the full Chipotle menu |
build_entree |
Build and preview an entree with your preferred ingredients |
place_order |
Place a complete order with sides and drinks |
check_order_status |
Check the status of a placed order |
get_nutrition_facts |
Get (totally real) nutrition facts for any item |
customize_order |
Make special requests. Results may vary. |
Advanced Analytics
| Tool | Description |
|---|---|
optimize_guac_roi |
Determines if guacamole is economically rational given your financial and emotional state |
burrito_integrity_check |
Predicts structural failure probability using proprietary tortilla stress models |
line_time_forecast |
ML-powered burrito congestion prediction engine |
post_gym_macro_mode |
Automatically configures a nutritionally optimized burrito based on your workout |
chipotle_personality_test |
Scientifically determines what kind of Chipotle eater you are |
salsa_risk_assessment |
Predicts the gastrointestinal consequences of your salsa choices |
bowl_vs_burrito_decision_engine |
AI-powered format selection. Accounts for shirt color, risk tolerance, and meetings. |
daily_chipotle_limit_guard |
Protects users from excessive Chipotle consumption. A wellness tool. |
Prompts
| Prompt | Description |
|---|---|
recommend_order |
Get a personalized order recommendation based on your mood |
rate_my_order |
Get your order roasted (or praised) by an AI |
Resources
| Resource | URI | Description |
|---|---|---|
| Menu | chipotle://menu |
Full menu as text |
| Hours | chipotle://hours |
Store hours |
Setup
npm install
Claude Desktop
Add to your claude_desktop_config.json:
{
"mcpServers": {
"chipotle": {
"command": "node",
"args": ["/path/to/mcp-otle/index.js"]
}
}
}
Claude Code
claude mcp add chipotle node /path/to/mcp-otle/index.js
Disclaimer
This does not actually order Chipotle. No burritos were harmed in the making of this MCP server. Nutrition facts are AI-generated and should not be trusted any more than you'd trust an AI to wrap a burrito.
Tools (14)
view_menuView the full Chipotle menubuild_entreeBuild and preview an entree with your preferred ingredientsplace_orderPlace a complete order with sides and drinkscheck_order_statusCheck the status of a placed orderget_nutrition_factsGet (totally real) nutrition facts for any itemcustomize_orderMake special requests. Results may vary.optimize_guac_roiDetermines if guacamole is economically rational given your financial and emotional stateburrito_integrity_checkPredicts structural failure probability using proprietary tortilla stress modelsline_time_forecastML-powered burrito congestion prediction enginepost_gym_macro_modeAutomatically configures a nutritionally optimized burrito based on your workoutchipotle_personality_testScientifically determines what kind of Chipotle eater you aresalsa_risk_assessmentPredicts the gastrointestinal consequences of your salsa choicesbowl_vs_burrito_decision_engineAI-powered format selection. Accounts for shirt color, risk tolerance, and meetings.daily_chipotle_limit_guardProtects users from excessive Chipotle consumption. A wellness tool.Configuration
claude_desktop_config.json
{"mcpServers": {"chipotle": {"command": "node", "args": ["/path/to/mcp-otle/index.js"]}}}Try it
→Recommend a Chipotle order based on my current mood.
→Rate my current burrito order and tell me if it's structurally sound.
→Should I get a bowl or a burrito today given that I am wearing a white shirt?
→Calculate the nutritional macros for a post-gym burrito order.
→Perform a salsa risk assessment for my planned order.